"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
"You know what's worse than useless? Useless and oblivious."
"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
"You were doing better before you had a good idea."
"Arrogance has to be earned."

Entre o Cap. Obvious e o House... definitivamente fico-me pelo segundo.